yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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