i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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