I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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