I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
even my farts smell like vagina
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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