Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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