I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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