I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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