shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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