well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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