do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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