they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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