All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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