Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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