Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
now i know why i became what i already was.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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