how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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