Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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