His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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