RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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