Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
