i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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