Porn is love you can see.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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