just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
In America we eat man semen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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