i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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