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(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

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(207): View more from Maine

You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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(302): View more from Delaware

this must be what syphilis tastes like

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(813): View more from Florida

So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.

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(206): View more from Washington

Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL

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(660): View more from Missouri

I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.

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It's called being normal.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza

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(727): View more from Florida

Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.

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