Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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