You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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