but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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