Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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