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  • The rest of this text read "...I made eye contact with him too. He smiled at me and I smiled back. He closed his eyes and his lips met mine..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:28pm
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  • In soviet Russia, balls make eye contact with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:43pm
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  • hope he the doctor didn't say "drop trou" first, my doctor always says that. not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:28pm
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  • I bet they warmed the lube first too. you loved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:39pm
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  • you better not have looked at him back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:36pm
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  • 3:12, you're telling the joke wrong. It's way funnier if you start it with "So I'm balls-deep in this guy..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:45pm
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  • @5:51 - nut cancer is one thing they can check with an ultrasound on your balls. Another is a varicocele: varicose veins in your nutsack. I had a hot 24-year-old chick check mine, and asked for her phone number. Then I went home and told the wife about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:01pm
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  • Did he at least buy you a drink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:11am
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  • 6:01 pm did she give you her number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:38pm
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  • I love the warm lube. I'm just glad it was a chick who did the ultrasound on my balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • if eye contact was the only thing.. bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:09pm
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  • Do some cock pushups it'll make your balls strong too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:21pm
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  • Did he ask you to turn your head and cough too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:07pm
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  • Must have been a really good homoerotic moment for ya cowboy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:19am
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  • All I ever do ball ultrasounds on are old guys and ugly mexicans... But I've always hoped i would get a cute one and he would want my number afters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:02am
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  • That sucks. A girl did mine, and she was hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:41pm
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  • TFLN IS FOR THE GHEYS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:01pm
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  • 3:36. It's call EYE contact retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:38pm
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  • haha who would call this a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:34pm
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  • I hope he at least bought you dinner. Homo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:30pm
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  • Urban Dictionary thinks ultrasound can mean cumming on someone and then rubbing your dick in it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:34am
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  • I was asked to hold my dick up out of the way. I was so glad it was a woman. Lasts a long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:33pm
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  • never make eye contact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:26pm
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  • That's when you state him in the eye and cum buckets

    Submitted by liamo725 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:25pm
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  • i had an ultra sound on my heart last week, can't imagine one on my balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:27pm
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  • i had this, but it was a woman. 45, wrinkly, 40 lbs overweight. sucks :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:11pm
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  • My doctor shoved a q-tip in the head of my dick u want to talk about not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:41pm
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  • hahaha I had one done on my balls too. The "nurse" if you can call him that was a HUGE dude. I had my hands covering my asshole the entire time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • Stomp on his eyes -stomper-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:57pm
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  • i got my giblets ultrasounded last year, luckily i had a woman nurse. but my father was also in the room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:56pm
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  • Had 1. First hot chic. All good. 2. Doogie howser. Not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:24am
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  • You were violated. But that still doesn't make getting hard ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:15pm
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  • this gave me a boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:22pm
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  • Eye contact doesn't mean the guy looked at his balls. It means he looked him in the eye. Hello.

    Submitted by skillian on Jan 9, 11 at 8:56pm
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  • I would rather have him make eye contact to see what he is doing, other then guessing where to put it.. My opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:20pm
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  • that must have been awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:29pm
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  • Soooo fucking what? You think you sound all witty and insinuative by saying "He made eye contact". Stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:20pm
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  • Same. Did she have you hold your dong up and out of the way with a towel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:48pm
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  • Tfln is for the gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:48pm
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  • My girlfriend did mine... before she was my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:52am
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  • Ohhhh god, same exact thing happened to me!!! No joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:50pm
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