Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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