My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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