I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i will never coherently bang her
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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