So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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