This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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