i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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