I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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