one might say we're banned from that church
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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