I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She's JV to your varsity
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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