I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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