All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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