I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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