I need help removing her.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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