My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
