I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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