I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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