Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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