I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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