id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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