the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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