don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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