I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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