I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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