careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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