Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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