Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you would pick up someone in the library
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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