i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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