She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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