She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
