insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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