ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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