The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
This is my gift to your gina
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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